I just unboxed my first ever unusual, I think I did the right thing.
(via 4-of-a-kind)
THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT
seriously look at this awful thing
No.
No no no no no no no.
I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG
the pessimist and the optimist
Actually crying here
(via a-blog-named-slickback)
tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site
it’s blocked on mine for being a pornography site
(via thebaroquebitch)
Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
hurhurhur
(via thespidermanvictorious)
every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
(via oneminuteatatime)
this is too much, the one ear, please god, no, have mercy on my soul
guuuuhhhhhh ;~;
soon Charlie.
only 2 more years till I get my sweet puppy
